In an unprecedented move, the beleaguered restaurant owners of New York City made a declaration on social media that they have banded together to permanently ban Cuomo from setting foot into their establishments, even if only to use the restroom.
This decree, they said, is effective immediately.
“He can eat at some shitty roadside diner outside of Albany but he will not be served anywhere in New York City, known universally as the world’s greatest dining destination!,” var owner Larry Baird said. “If he has to use the restroom, he can go pee on my street-corner! That’s what he wants anyway!”
Other restaurateurs say they have suffered enough under the illogical and draconian edicts that have emanated from Cuomo’s gubernatorial chambers.
“He can eat at some sh**** roadside diner outside of Albany, but he will not be served anywhere in New York City,” said one.
“He can eat at some sh—- roadside diner outside of Albany but he will not be served anywhere in New York City."
A group of restaurant owners has banned @AndrewCuomo from patronizing their establishments.
https://t.co/oE5dqmeEX9— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) December 20, 2020
Lifelong Coney Island resident Val Torre said he’s throwing in the towel and moving to Florida.
“It’s 70 degrees every day,” Torre said. “My Coney Island childhood friends have all retired to Florida now! All the restaurants and bars are open, and the grannies live!”
An overwhelming number of members in the Facebook Group “NYC Restaurants Open” cheered the “Executive Order” banning Cuomo from ever being served at all New York City establishments again…
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